"I thought you invented sarcasm." -- Ashley Averett
"Back then I used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore." -- Chandler Bing
"I'm not so good with the advice. Could I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?" -- Chandler Bing
ANGEL: This may come out a little pretentious, but... one of you will betray me. (Spike raises his hand eagerly) ANGEL: Wes. SPIKE: Oh. (puts his hand down dejectedly, then perks up) SPIKE: (hopefully) Can I deny you three times?